I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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