I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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