I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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