Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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