He is an equal opportunity slut.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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