what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Randomize
