i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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