i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
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