Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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