i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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