okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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