Nicole vs. Life
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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