Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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