Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
well most of my day revolves around power hour
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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