That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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