how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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