My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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