And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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