does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
pray to the hookup gods
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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