Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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