my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
cat food counts as protein by the way
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
