help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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