is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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