Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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