Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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