He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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