It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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