Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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