ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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