Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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