i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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