This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
