YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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