did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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