He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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