Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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