Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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