Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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