For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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