3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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