ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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