I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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