I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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