I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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