I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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