I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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