I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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