I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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