I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
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