Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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