Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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